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Poster: tigerbolt Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: dept.of homeland security

watch out for people dressed like ups,32,000 dollars where purchased off ebay,homeland security issued this warning today,no truck don't open the door or have a 45 by your side,crazy world eh.

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Poster: mudcatbluez Date: Nov 21, 2006 6:27pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

Shoot, some of those UPS drivers wreak as much havoc without the Jihad agenda.

Me, I drove Fed Ex Ground once. Anybody wanna buy a TV?

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Poster: cousinkix1953 Date: Nov 21, 2006 11:41pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

I'd be more worried about some those UNIFORM stores and the flea markets. In many places, you DO NOT have to be a cop, to buy real police uniforms, badges or a gun! Criminals have done this before...

This post was modified by cousinkix1953 on 2006-11-22 07:41:51

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Poster: Robony Date: Nov 22, 2006 5:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

Know what Homeland security needs? A big supply of bacon grease. If every airliner was equipped with a an emergency bacon grease sprayer, at the first sign of trouble the pilot could push a button that would emit a light drizzle throughout the cabin. Then, no longer eligible for heaven and those famous ugly virgins, bomboy could sit right back down and enjoy a complimentary second bag of honey roasted peanuts courtesy of good ole Uncle Sam.

Here you go Mr UPS man, you munch on this here bacon while I load the old shotgun and ifin you're done chewing by the time I'm done loading we can talk about a signature. ;-)

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:22pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

are you shittin me???? was that on the news???? what the fuck is this world comin too - time to get a gun permit (nah, i can't, got two little girls at my house - shit)

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Poster: DEADBUCK Date: Nov 22, 2006 7:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

I have three girls in my house and a wife...didnt stop me from gettin a permit...in fact it encouraged me!

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 22, 2006 8:07am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

I'd end up looking like Monty Python's Twit Olympics trying to shoot myself in the head - lol.

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Poster: tigerbolt Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

my mom sent me a email,she works for the state,they have the building on lockdown and drivers must have id's to enter the area,they don't know if it's terrosits or some big home invasion plan to hit people up for the holidays.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

jesus christ - right in time for the holidays - real nice!!!!! - ok , im gonna be real politically incorrect, but if some UPS driver delivers my christmas orders and is named Hassad - Im gonna shove a fork up his ass and cook him for christmas eve dinner on my backporch extralarge barbaque pit (extra jalapeno sauce please - and an extra rinse to get rid of excess sand) - i'm sick of this shit goin on in my backyard - enough is enough. same goes for the timothy mcveighs (but they are togher to recognize) - my apologies McGlone.


Thanks to you and to your mom for the heads up - i'll spread the word in my neck of the woods man.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

Easy fang...just another urban legend. Good boy, now here's a biscuit. (I'd keep an eye out for those Telephone guys though.) LMAO

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:54pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

rufff ruffff (yummm yummm yummm, crunch crunch, slobber slobbber)

(pantpantpantpantpantpant - hhrruumffff???? vawizon???...... yum yumz!!!)

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Poster: tigerbolt Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

just talked to my mom,she's laughing hard,she said everybody at work was freaking out and they even had the police patrol the parking lot.to funny

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Poster: TheDaliTrauma Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

http://snopes.com/rumors/upsuniforms.asp

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Poster: tigerbolt Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

thanks man gotta tell my mom that,lol they locked down the building today where she's work..too funny

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 21, 2006 4:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

"UPS does not condone the sale or unauthorized use of its uniforms. UPS investigates reports of such unauthorized use but due to security concerns, we are not at the liberty to discuss such matters in any further detail. "

why does that not fill me with confidence??? thankfully i think its that same ups guy who comes to my neighborhood all the time - but if i see sheik hassad behind the wheel..... im firing up the grill :)

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Poster: JodyC Date: Nov 22, 2006 7:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: dept.of homeland security

What do you mean 32,000 dollars were purchased off ebay?

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